About a week ago...
Me: I'm so stupid!
John: You're not stupid. You're no stupider than I am.
Me: You aren't even close to stupid. The only way you would have a little bit of stupid in you is if I stuck my thumb up your butt.
John: ......If only other people knew the things you say. I'm warning you- one of these times I'm going to blog what you say.
Me: I dare you.
His blog is broken.
