So far this morning, I have filed EVERYTHING, answered all of my emails, read my favorite blogs, done research for catering for the company picnic, straightened my desk and the copy room, cleaned the coffee pot and re-stocked the paper towels (in between all of the little jobs these guys CONSTANTLY throw at me). I'm so freakin' efficient. I still suck am terrible, but I am sucking terrible efficiently.
(Yeah- there's another one of those phrases to avoid.)