I'm a full-time Business Development Specialist living in Northern California with my husband (JohnnyLogic), who is an IT Technician, and our son Cole (born 10/05).
Mama? Can you please get this stuff off me? It's freaking me out a little...
Ok. Seriously, now. Get this shit OFF OF ME. I'm totally holding this against you for the rest of my life. I don't think I'll let you sleep tonight, either.