(But what else is new?)
I'm usually 4th string back-up receptionist where I work. With so many people out sick or leaving early today, I'm up to the second on phones.
The first on phones called me a couple minutes ago to ask if I could cover phones for a bit so that she could clean the kitchen (if there are saints in the world? She is one of them.). I said of course and then got into some other work I had.
Not five minutes later, the phone began to ring. At every ring I thought "why aren't they getting that? Why aren't they effing getting that?" It was almost at the last ring before the service picks up when I realized Oh eFF! I'M supposed to be getting that.
I'm such a dork.