Cole has a stuffed bat toy that he has recently rediscovered. Only, he doesn't realize that it's a bat. He thinks it's a giant bird. A giant bird that says "CAW CAW!" as it flaps around the house. Except, he doesn't say "caw caw" so much as "COCK COCK!" When I try to correct him by saying "CAAAAHHH" very deliberately, he just as precisely looks me in the eye and says "COCK!" with a slightly evil smirk on his tiny face.
How can I not laugh?