HEELS


I'm a full-time Business Development Specialist living in Northern California with my husband (JohnnyLogic), who is an IT Technician, and our son Cole (born 10/05).

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6.02.2008

How to Act Like an Ass in Two Easy Steps*


So... I was happily flower shopping at my local farmer's market this past Saturday, along with a recalcitrant cowboy-toddler, when I noticed a woman and her two adorable children come near. I didn't pay much attention until she sidled a little closer and said "Oh!" I turned, and she said "I hope this isn't too strange, but I love your blog!"

Uh....

Crap.

I blabbed out something like "Gosh... Thanks!" To which she said "You're like a rockstar now!"

Awesome.

To the lovely woman who approached me at the farmer's market: Thanks. You freaking made my weekend. I was totally caught off guard, so I apologize for seeming like such a dolt. Keep in mind that I blog because I am a social retard. Also keep in mind that I am usually perfectly put together and beautifully coiffed. And smell really good. And have a wonderfully behaved toddler. And am 15 pounds lighter. Ahem.

(Do you think she's buying it?)

Perhaps instead of "a rockstar" you should have said "Britney."

Love,
heels



*Step 1: Write a public blog. Step 2: Go out in public.

 

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