I've been feeling awfully tired, having some mild headaches, and feeling thirsty all of the time. Really thirsty- like "stranded in the desert for several days without fluids" thirsty. I've also been peeing a lot, surely in part because of the amount of water I'm drinking, my back and hips have been sore, and my boobs hurt like hell.
So, Doctor Internet, what so you think is going on with me?
Oh yeah- one more clue:
