Aug 20 2007

A present for you…

on my birthday.

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And there should be one tame one. Y’know, for all the kids who visit this site. *Snort*

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‘Cause I’m generous like that. Now you can’t say I never gave you nuthin!

Aug 20 2007

Ugh, Argh, Ouch!

So it’s not a strained or torn rotator cuff after all. Instead it’s a case of severely inflamed bursa, otherwise known as bursitis. I feel so pretty.

Last night John and I were fooling around and I had to stop and clutch my hip because it was cramping. Then I had to stop and grab my shoulder because it was aching so badly. Then I told him to stop again because my dentures were hurting. Then I asked him to change my colostomy bag. Here’s to me- totally bringing sexxy back.

There are some days when I just feel so old…

And today’s mah berfday.