Aug 20 2009


Today is my 30th birthday.

The day started out right with a 4 am baby fussing fit. Just when I had gotten her back to sleep, Cole woke up. I sent him to his father.

Then, while dropping Cole off at school, I suddenly became aware of a stronger then usual infant poop odor and realized, upon returning to my car, that Rowan had managed to poop copious amounts out of the leg opening of her diaper and down the front of my black shirt. For a better visual here, please understand that a breastfed infant’s poop is bright golden-yellow and curdy. Delicious.

When I finally managed to get us both home, she had another fussing fit that ended with projectile spit-up in my ear. Then she pooped on me two more times.

But I did get an uninterrupted shower, a delicious apricot turnover, a hot cup of coffee, a nice lunch with my husband, and a lovely 1-hour massage with a hot-stone section thrown in as a birthday surprise from my masseuse, so my day has actually been quite lovely.

What can I say about being 30? Ummm… Well, I guess I thought I’d be smarter, but things are pretty good.


  • By Matt, August 20, 2009 @ 5:52 pm

    Happy Birthday! I am glad to hear that you enjoyed part of it. My 31st was just last Tuesday on the 11th, cheers to being a leo!

  • By NGS, August 21, 2009 @ 7:06 am

    Happy birthday!! I'm a Leo, too! Just celebrated 30 with a baby (not mine, dear lord, I'm not ready for a baby) peeing on me!! It's the thing to do!

  • By Sizzle, August 21, 2009 @ 8:33 am

    Happy (belated) birthday!

    It sounds lovely (sans the puking and poo).

  • By Yoli, August 25, 2009 @ 2:43 pm

    Well, it sounds like a birthday you won't forget. Happy 30th!

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