Apr 08 2008

Dear Co-worker

How can I even begin to describe how much I detest your nasty, passive-aggressive ass? I realize that you are a worthless ho-bag, and that you must recognize this in yourself, but must you be so horrible to me (and others) in an attempt to make yourself feel better?

I know, from your smugly superior attitude, that you must think you are better than me. I beg to differ. Your suggestions and comments are, like you, trash. Take, for example, your most recent email about a DRAFT design I sent around for review:

“It looks like [the phrase] isn’t quite centered as it should be, is that my imagination? (too far to the right?)”

Why yes! It clearly is! That is a part of why it is a DRAFT. Did you not get that it’s a DRAFT? Did the big, bold “DRAFT” mark on there confuse you? Are you unable to think abstractly enough to get past the slight off-centered-ness of the words? And, finally, did you really think that your comment was HELPFUL in any way?

I know that you have nothing to do all day, what with being worthless and all, but STAY OUT OF MY WAY. Yes, I AM countering passive-aggressiveness with aggressive-aggressivness. What of it?

Do we need to take this outside?

Cheers, Bitch!


  • By ticknart, April 8, 2008 @ 11:55 am

    How long until Hawaii?

  • By heels, April 8, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

    A week from tomorrow. Holy crap, do I need it.

  • By Suzi, April 8, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

    Oh! Oh! Do you need someone to come along and babysit for you?! I’ll do it!

  • By Katie, April 8, 2008 @ 1:52 pm


    Sorry your stuck with her, but that sure is funny to read about.

  • By heels, April 8, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

    Well, Suzi, you can came along, but you’ll have to figure out how to share space in my luggage with 2 other women. However, I HAVE promised to include a bottle of tequila, which I think would probably make the trip a lot more amusing.

  • By Jami, April 9, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    Maybe she thought it said DRAFT because it didn’t come out of a bottle? Or because the air was blowing through it? Or because it was being forced to join the military?

    Can you say “stooopid”? I knew you could.

  • By Isabel, April 9, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

    Hey, do we work in the same office?

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