Feb 20 2008

Yes, we are.

2:48 PM John: Hey baby!
2:49 PM me: Hola. Que Pasa?
John: Whatcha want fro dinner?
For
me: Blech. You can think about food right now? NOT HUNGRY.
John: Mmm fro dinner.
2:50 PM me: I was thinking that… Hee!
John: You shopping?
me: Meh- I guess so. I have to go to WalMart for the bubba.
Need anything?
2:51 PM John: Hmmm…thinking…
me: Colon Cleanse a scam? Read a review about Colon Cleanse!
John: Ahh. Why? What colon?
2:52 PM me: I just thought we needed a word from our sponsors.
John: Hah!
I think I’m good.
Pizza=dinner?
me: Aaand … we’re back. So, dinner?
2:53 PM Pizza? Then we will need colon cleanse.
John: Oh pleaseNO!
me: I bet WalMart haz it
John: Mine is clean enough to eat from anyway.
me: Mmmmm…. No.
2:54 PM John: You dare question ME!
me: Do I ever NOT?
John: I’ll get all promise keeper on you.
me: Whoda Wha?
me: Fuck that noise, man.
John: Word!
2:56 PM me: Homemade or factory?
John: Factory?
me: PIZZA Factory… Duh.
tyle="font-weight: bold;">John: not question.
How would factory be for you?
me: Expensive. How about for you?
2:58 PM John: MMM. Home then.
Ima doing dishes tonight, Yays.
2:59 PM me: Handwash and Everything? Say yes and I’ll be the happiest wifey evah!
John: Hmm. I’ll try.
I want teh happy.
3:00 PM me: What is this TRY business. You DO!
YOU CAN DO EET!
John: There is no try…
3:01 PM I better actually get work done. Lovins.
me: Pssht! You FAIL at time wasting.
And, dude- no matter how much you poop, no one is ever going to think your colon is clean enough to eat off of. Give up the dream.
3:02 PM John: Canta man dream?
Bye.
me: Love.

5 Comments

  • By Elex, February 20, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

    I thought that was made up at first.
    You guys talk like that at home too dontcha.

    he says fro dinner!

  • By heels, February 20, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

    Not made up. Totally unedited gmail-chat.

    And yes, we do. But it’s even worse.

  • By The Princess, February 22, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

    Ahhhhh…..true love!!

  • By heels, February 22, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

    You got it!

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