Jan 10 2007

Country Music Loves You Baby. It Loves You Goooood.

It’s delurking week and I’m late, even though I knew about it on Monday. I had more important things to tell you about on Monday (and dudes- where were all the house-shopping horror stories from you? I know some of you must have them), and Tuesday I… well I was frankly too busy investigating REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF. Um… yeah.

But y’all aren’t posting! What’s up? Is the internet taking a sick day? ‘Cause I could totally use a sick day.

All I have for you today is this thought that came to me as I was driving someone else’s truck to the shop and (because it is my policy to never fuck with anyone’s radio settings EVER) listening to the local country music station: Country music is like a bad romance novel and a soap opera all rolled up in one, and both of those are really quite related to soft-core porn.

Discuss.

6 Comments

  • By Anonymous, January 11, 2007 @ 11:13 am

    Sadly, it is true. I have attempted to like Country because I’m SO over the bubble gum music out there these days, but, it’s so cliche.

  • By sunShine, January 11, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

    I listen to country sometimes. Growing up that was what my parent listened to. You get used to it after a while. Sorry for the lack of posts this week. The babe is sick and I am tired and I am having a hard time finding anything intersting to write about.

  • By Karen Sugarpants, January 11, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

    Best line on a blog this week: “Country music is like a bad romance novel and a soap opera all rolled up in one, and both of those are really quite related to soft-core porn.”

    Holy crap I’m laughing my butt off here.

  • By JavaJabber, January 12, 2007 @ 5:28 am

    Country music … I never understood it. Someone once told me that all it takes to write a country music was to be a cowboy with a broken heart, a dog, and a gun rack in the truck.

    I once told my son (when he was in highschool) that rap music would never last more than 6 months. Man, was I ever wrong.

  • By Rude Cactus, January 12, 2007 @ 9:47 am

    Happy Delurking Week! :-)

  • By em, January 12, 2007 @ 11:14 am

    I just fried cheese and now it smells like pee. That kind of reminds me of country music…

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