Jun 16 2005

From Slack Bastard (sorry my dumbass MAC won’t let me link unless I go through the friggin code. He’s to the left.)

Smoked a cigarette? NO
Smoked a cigar? Yeuch, no.
Made out with a member of the same sex? No. Aren’t you all SO sad
Crashed a friend’s car? No
Stolen a car? No

Been in love? Yes. Since I started I haven’t stopped
Been dumped? Yes
Shoplifted? Yes, but it was an accident.
Been fired? Not officially, but yes
Been in a fist fight? Kind of

Snuck out of my parents house? No
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Not really
Been arrested? No
Made out with a stranger? Yes
Gone on a blind date? No

Lied to a friend? Yes
Had a crush on a teacher? No
Skipped school? Yes
Slept with a co-worker? No
Seen someone die? No (Dead? Yes)

Been to Canada? No
Been to Mexico? No
Been on a plane? Yes
Thrown up in a bar? No

Purposely set a part of myself on fire? Yes
Eaten sushi? Yes (Oh Yes Mmmmm)
Been snowboarding? No

Taken painkillers? Yes
Love someone or miss someone right now? Very much both
Laid on your back and watched the cloud shapes go by? Yes
Made a snow angel? Yes

Had a tea party? Hell Yeah
Flown a kite? Yes
Built a sand castle? Yes
Gone puddle jumping? Yes
Played dress up? All the time

Jumped into a pile of leaves? Yes
Gone sledding? Yes
Cheated while playing a game? Yes
Been lonely? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes and recently

Used a fake ID? No
Watched the sun set? Yes
Felt an earthquake? Yes-woohoo!
Touched a snake? Yes

Been tickled? Yes
Been robbed? No
Robbed someone? No
Been misunderstood? I thought so
Pet a reindeer/goat? Yes/Yes

Won a contest? No
Run a red light? Yes, but I didn’t know I was- I didn’t even know there was a light.
Been suspended from school? No
Had a detention? No
Been in a car accident? Yes

Had braces? Yes
Felt like an outcast? I was in High School
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? Ben and Jerry used to be close friends of mine
Had deja-vu? Lots
Danced in the moonlight? Yes

Witnessed a crime? An awful one
Pole danced? No. Swung around one? Yes
Questioned your heart? Yes
Been obsessed with post-it notes? Ummm (yeah)

Squished barefoot through the mud? Yes
Been lost? Yes
Been to the opposite side of the country? Live there now
Swam in the ocean? Yes
Felt like dying? Close

Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
Played cops and robbers? Yes
Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers? Yes
Sung karaoke? Yes
Paid for a meal with only coins? Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Made prank phone calls? Yes
Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Yes. Soda. On all the Pizza. My Birthday
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes

Written a letter to Santa Claus? Yes
Been kissed under mistletoe? Yes
Watched the sunset with someone you care about? Yes
Blown bubbles? Yes
Made a bonfire on the beach? No, but I was there

Crashed a party and took their tap? No
Gone roller-skating? Yes
Had a wish come true? Yes.
Humped a monkey? WTF! How did you know?!!

Worn pearls? Yes
Jumped off a bridge? No
Screamed penis in class? Yes
Eaten dog/cat food? Yes
Told a complete stranger you loved/hated them? Yes.

Sang in the shower? Yes every day
Have a little black dress? Yes
Fucked in the park? What counts as a park?
Had a dream that you married someone? Yes
Glued your hand to something? Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
Kissed a fish? No
Worn the opposite sexes clothes? All the time
Been a cheerleader? At home in my room by myself
Sat on a roof top? Yes

Had sex in church? In my head
Screamed at the top of your lungs? Yes
Done a one-handed cartwheel? No, dammit
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours? Yes
Stayed up all night? Yes

Haven’t take a shower for a week? Yes, but only when I was MUCH younger
Pick and ate an apple right off the tree? Yes
Climbed a tree? Yes
Had a tree house? No, but my best friend did
Are scared to watch scary movies alone? Oh Yeah

Believe in ghosts? NO
Have more than 30 pairs of shoes? Ummm…In my closet or total?
Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say? Yes
Gone streaking? No
Played ding-dong-ditch? If I knew what it was…
Played monster in the bucket? Is that the one with the penis in the popcorn bucket with the hole cut in it? Then no.

Played chicken fight? Yes, but not with cars
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? No, but two have asked me to marry them (I refused)
Broken a bone? No
Been easily amused? That’s how I get through each day

Caught a fish and ate it? Yes
Made porn? Do you REALLY want to know?
Caught a butterfly? Yes
Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
Cried so hard you laughed? Yes

Mooned/flashed someone? Does my husband count?
Had someone moon/flash you? Yes (shudder)
Cheated on a test? Yes
Forgotten someone’s name? Yes

Slept naked? Yes always
French braided someone’s hair? Yes
Gone skinny dipping in a pool? Yes but nobody else was there

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