Oct 15 2008

Potty Talk

I’m not going to talk about love anymore right now because then I’ll get all snorfle-y and it’s not a look that I’m okay with while at work. So, instead, I’m going to talk about poop.

Cole (sitting on the toilet): What SHAPE will it be when it comes out?
Me: When what comes out? The poop?
Cole: Yes! What do you think? Let’s think. (Very thoughtful, concerned look while tapping on his forehead)
Me: Um… a cylinder?
Cole: No! I think… a Popsicle!
Me: BWAHAHAHA!!
Cole: MOM! DON’T LAUGH! NO LAUGHING!
Me: SnerfBWAheehee… But we don’t eat that kind of popsicle, do we?
Cole: NO! That’s yukky, mom.
Me: (To myself) Poopsicle. Hee!

5 Comments

  • By Elex, October 15, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

    I was on the toilet when I read this post, pooping.

    Upon completion of both activities, I looked at the poop for a while.

    Definitely a log-jam shape.

  • By Jami, October 16, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    Do you know why turds are tapered at the end?

    No?

    To keep your asshole from slamming shut!

    (my kids loved that joke the first dozen times they heard it)

  • By HeatherPride, October 16, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

    Pooping is some serious business to Cole!! hee hee….poopsicle….hee

  • By heels, October 16, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

    I respect his wishes to keep it serious as long as he’s willing to do it in the potty. Whatever gets me out of changing poop diapers is alright by me.

  • By kittyinarocket, October 18, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

    That kid rocks! Pooping IS serious business.

    lovins to all of you… I miss you!

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